Prepaid Dragon King Tanks Everything!

You ate me, so at least give me some kind of compensation, yeah?! Dragon King: Fine! Ill give you a prepaid cultivation techniquecomprehend it first, then catch up with the training later! Me: You think thats enough?! I had to smell your nasty dragon breathmental damage times two, buddy! Dragon King: What do you want from me?! Me: From now on, were like immortals sharing a single health bar. All the damage? You take it! Dragon King: Damn it! You lunatic! Why does my ten-thousand-war-chariots-level HP bar feel so short now?! Guess its time to get a job