Kikaku-gai no Danjon Kouryaku-sha, Jitsu wa Isekai Kaeri no Moto Yuusha
just now

one minute ago
Miss you screamed last time you were there
2 minutes ago
Great
2 minutes ago
And the carriage is about to hit a rock, they’ll be mugged or abducted by aliens. All just so we don’t get a kissing scene. 
5 minutes ago
Bitch don't yap shits.